Its amazing how much of a difference laughter makes to our lives. Let’s keep laughing.. if we can’t find jokes.. lets just look at ourselves and remember a few of the dumbest things we have done..and just laugh.. and look back..and remember that other time when you said something hilariously dumb..the other time you wore something ridiculous..and just laugh..
Ha ha ha.. (I’ve started..have you?)
that cost little or nothing…. They cost very little.. and what’s more..you’re worth it..
he he.. the humor mood continues.. :)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
This is supposed to be THE funniest joke in the world.. and running at second place is..
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
I found both Hilarious.. worth a laugh.. :D
Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever do they forgive them..
Don’t worry mom. I think you did just fine.. he he . :D
with a great body.. well.. fully functional and working eyes atleast..given that you are reading this.. he he.. :D (And yes, that is even if you are wearing glasses..)
well.. on a serious note, this body of ours can so easily fall apart just like a great machine whose joints are not oiled regularly, cleaned every day etc..
basically..before I start sounding like our moms..(who do make more sense than we think they do.. ;)) its imperative that we take care.. lots of it..
because repair costs are expensive..
– Steve Jobs at Stanford..
Heath Ledger(RIP) played among the better individual performances as The Joker in The Dark Knight than any I have seen. I still remember every instant he appeared in the movie..
There is this time he says(not exactly quoted) – ‘You see, these civilized people, their faith,principles etc.. vanish at the first sign of trouble’..
This is a part of a wonderful exchange with the Batman and this sentence struck me. A very strong statement but a bitter truth of sorts..
I was just relating it to faith. I have always felt that every time I am unwell, I always wonder what my throat/stomach would be like when its all ok. And at that point, I used to look up to the one above and wonder.. The funny part is that I realized that I used to do this only when things were not working – when they were, I didnt quite care..