Don’t buy it when you are told that there’s no point teaching you something.. You may be slow(like I am on most things.. :)) but you will learn..
So don’t buy it..seriously..
Month: September 2008
The only time you have a real choice..
is when you say ‘yes’ or ‘no’..
After saying yes.. deciding to say no at any time later is the same as quitting..
now there is nothing wrong in quitting..
as long as we can live with ourselves.. :)
Its all about giving it your all..
all the time..
When you say something..
you better be damn sure about it.. So damn sure about every small fact because when things go wrong.. people’ll stop believing you!
And the grand finale..
Its amazing how much of a difference laughter makes to our lives. Let’s keep laughing.. if we can’t find jokes.. lets just look at ourselves and remember a few of the dumbest things we have done..and just laugh.. and look back..and remember that other time when you said something hilariously dumb..the other time you wore something ridiculous..and just laugh..
Ha ha ha.. (I’ve started..have you?)
:D
Treat yourself – buy a few small gifts..
that cost little or nothing…. They cost very little.. and what’s more..you’re worth it..
he he.. the humor mood continues.. :)
Funniest Joke in the World..
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
This is supposed to be THE funniest joke in the world.. and running at second place is..
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
I found both Hilarious.. worth a laugh.. :D
Humor for the day..
Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever do they forgive them..
Don’t worry mom. I think you did just fine.. he he . :D
Most of us reading this have been blessed..
with a great body.. well.. fully functional and working eyes atleast..given that you are reading this.. he he.. :D (And yes, that is even if you are wearing glasses..)
well.. on a serious note, this body of ours can so easily fall apart just like a great machine whose joints are not oiled regularly, cleaned every day etc..
basically..before I start sounding like our moms..(who do make more sense than we think they do.. ;)) its imperative that we take care.. lots of it..
because repair costs are expensive..
‘Stay hungry..Stay foolish..’
– Steve Jobs at Stanford..
A Learning a Day 